Heard Around Our House This Week
"...Because we can't be naked at the dinner table."
"We do not ever staple people." (Please note- no one actually got stapled in this incident.)
"Why is there a trail of peanut butter on the floor of the play room?"
"He's bleeding. Tom, he's bleeding, he's bleeding!!!" (ended up he bit his lip and he's just fine now)
"Keep your hands off of the oven." "Do not touch the oven." "Ovens are hot, we don't touch them."
"Please do not open the dishwasher while it is on." "We don't touch the dishwasher."
"Leave the washing machine alone." "No, we don't touch the washing machine." "Keep your hands off the washing machine."
"Keep your shoes out of your mouth."
"Why is she holding a nail in her hand?....."It's not a nail, it's a screw."
"Please get the frog out of the house."
"You need to hurry, we are late....again."
We're still getting the hang of this two kiddo thing.....Now you know why the blogs have been few and far between.
But we're happy and having fun! Most of the time...
"We do not ever staple people." (Please note- no one actually got stapled in this incident.)
"Why is there a trail of peanut butter on the floor of the play room?"
"He's bleeding. Tom, he's bleeding, he's bleeding!!!" (ended up he bit his lip and he's just fine now)
"Keep your hands off of the oven." "Do not touch the oven." "Ovens are hot, we don't touch them."
"Please do not open the dishwasher while it is on." "We don't touch the dishwasher."
"Leave the washing machine alone." "No, we don't touch the washing machine." "Keep your hands off the washing machine."
"Keep your shoes out of your mouth."
"Why is she holding a nail in her hand?....."It's not a nail, it's a screw."
"Please get the frog out of the house."
"You need to hurry, we are late....again."
We're still getting the hang of this two kiddo thing.....Now you know why the blogs have been few and far between.
But we're happy and having fun! Most of the time...
Playing in the rain
1st day of school
Trip to the Zoo
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